Free Pants!

I found this in my mailbox recently along with all my other junk mail. This one stood out for obvious reasons, and I even opened it because I had to know how and why they were giving away free pants. Turns out if you buy two pairs of old-man pants, you get a third absolutely free! Plus, there were all kinds of other products for the too-old-to-care-if-I-look-like-a-doofus crowd.